boodlicious:

Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door

nosdrinker:

who is honestly still offended by a middle finger that’s like the most lukewarm expression of rebellion there is

fwips:

slydig:

why be rude when you can be nude 

cuz i can be both

lameborghini:

for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot

chekhov:

My mom went on my account and unfollowed you sorry

i love horror movies because it shows good looking people getting killed

vinescope.com is next best thing

zooeyclairedeschanel:

yes my thighs touch and so do the rest of my legs and also my feet in fact my whole bottom half is in one piece i am a mermaid