1. psychedelis:

    I want a regular family sitcom with cheap jokes and laughing tracks, which gradually get more and more disturbing until it turns to a psychological horror film with the laughing tracks still going

    (Source: elixs, via officialyofficial)

     

    1. therapist: please tell me about your life
    2. me: *clears throat* this is a story about a girl named lucky
     

  2. princeofkawaii:

    middleshiner:

    why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

    They can’t swallow because that’s gay

    (Source: middleshiner-archive, via getin-loser-weregoingblogging)

     
  3. slatkorecivi:

    Eyes,lips,shoulder, skin..

    omg, i think you are one of my first selfie reblogs, thank you!

    (Source: username-claimed)

     
  4. (Source: forgottenships, via hitg-rl)

     
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  6. thejory:

    pitbull:

    Back from the dead to tell you Never stop the party #dale

    OH SHIT

    (via skarmorey)

     

  7. centifolias:

    take me to an art museum and stroke my hair and tell me im the prettiest thing in the room

    (via luckywedidntpanic)

     
  8. (Source: foie, via poppunkandpoetry)

     
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