electricsundials:

notpossibleoswin:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

Then Inception happens

barksysofetch:

BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!

deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

its funny because people think im quiet

but im just listening to everyones conversations

and figuring out your weaknesses

and ill use them against you to get further in life

because i hate everyone

oohtheyhavenibbles:

bonesbuckleup:

So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.

aplanbasedonaband:

Wow nice Zeppelin shirt! Name all of the parts of a zeppelin airship

WHEN YOU TAKE SOMETHING PUT IT WHERE IT WAS NOT AN INCH MORE LEFT OR RIGHT OR UP OR DOWN JUST WHERE IT WAS IS IT REALLY THAT HARD TO DO IT PLEASE