destiel:

trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse
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grimelords:

Telling the substitute teacher the wrong names: a classic. Telling the substitute teacher you are so old and born again every day, that ten thousand names could never define you, that you’re a shadowed mass swirling forth from jupiter, that your father is time and your mother is death, that you’ll swallow any scream of hers as you grow larger and ever larger: a super classic, king of the school, no homework ever.

"Happiness is not the absence of problems, it’s the ability to deal with them."
-Steve Maraboli, Life, the Truth, and Being Free (via quotes-shape-us)

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

camel-eyelashes:

watering plants is so stressful like you can’t ask them if they need more or less? like is this enough for you, oh is this too much or do you need more water to grow, are you thirsty, shit are you drowning can you answer me   P LE ASE

she-was-wonderstruck:

thecollegeprepster:

Hi, my name is Teddy and I’m a muffin of a puppy. 🐶

I’m dying he is just too adorable! 

she-was-wonderstruck:

thecollegeprepster:

Hi, my name is Teddy and I’m a muffin of a puppy. 🐶

I’m dying he is just too adorable!