haave-you-met-ted:

do you think it goes through prince harry’s mind every single night that if he killed 4 people he could be king

grassfire:

poorlittlecousin:

am i the only person here who reads tea and drinks books

round up the posse, boys, we found us a NERD

b0thsidesofastory:

Ryuk is so funny when he starts going nuts cause he didn’t have any apples

b0thsidesofastory:

Ryuk is so funny when he starts going nuts cause he didn’t have any apples

txmble:

its easy to tell who does drugs bc they dont stop fucking talking about taking drugs

snorlaxatives:

shufflesavwidit:

snorlaxatives:

cigarettes are soooo nasty

LOL, howabout no

you put up a compelling argument

octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

me: So, what's your religion?
person: Fandom
me: *punches you right in your stupid idiot nerd forehead*
me: stupid idiot nerd......

mcqueeny:

there’s nothing worse than being hungry but not being able to figure out what you’re craving

guy:

tell someone to look and they’ll ignore you. but tell someone not to look and they’ll turn their head faster than it takes a straight white boy to ask for nudes during 21 questions